Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Breast Flower Thing


This is a complicated specimen because several variables have to take place for it to truly become a White Trash Tattoo. A flower tattoo by itself is not inherently trashy, and a breast tattoo can also edge on the sophisticated, but when you combine them into being a flower on the breast and the fact that it's faded and not legible...that is proper White Trash my friends. This tattoo will be visible in a towny bar on an old, leathery female. Although the ink needs to be seen to be believed, don't look because it is a trap. She'll catch you staring and say "You checking me out Bubba?" You can't so say "No, I'm just amazed by that trashy tat on your boob" so you have to go along and BAM...the She-Beast has you.

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